Canes, Corporal Punishment and Latin at School

I don't know what your views are on caning and corporal punishment - outside the bedroom that is!
Sadly (?) I'm a bit vanilla in this respect - so it's not going to be that kind of post!
Now you may well ask what this section of Virgil in the original Latin ...
Section of Virgil... has to do with a caning situation at school.
Well, I remember we'd just declined a noun (I think it was in fact 'mensa' or
table) ...

... chanting out the various forms in the approved monotone.
And had gone on to translate a passage from the account of Caesar's conquest of Gaulle (modern day France). When I had the irresistible urge to pass a note to a friend ... and did and did get caught ... by Mr Harwood!
The crooked finger had me quickly to his desk at the front of the class. Where I was informed that I was to be punished (no surprise) but that I could choose the kind I was to experience (surprise!).
Not just a little sadistically, I was then conducted to a little cupboard which, opened, revealed six canes - on hooks, in two rows - three in each! Mr Harwood then proceeded to name each and describe its physical characteristics ... along with the specific experience of being punished with it:
This is Mr Whippy - he's long and thin and ... stings!
Now this one is Mr Knobbly - he's fat and rigid so the pain is duller but is spread out over a wider area.
Etc
Curiously, I've quite forgotten the caning itself!
So let's turn to some happier Latin experiences:





Don't you think?